Room 12’s Guide to surviving School

You cannot survive school unless you are friends with everyone.

If you see smoke, RUN!!! Fire, Fire!

If you hear someone scream Markus, that means something is broken.

Never get in the way of Kristine’s vacuum.

Leave your chocolate at home.

Beware of all the noise, bring earplugs so you can survive.

Don’t wear muddy shoes in class you will get on the teacher's bad side.

You can’t survive when everyone has a better lunch than you.

In order to survive school stay away from Room 12, nah just joking but still run for your life.

Don’t waste tape…it’s a waste of money.

Never bring up 67, follow my advice.

Do not leave your classroom sports equipment out or the PE shed takes it!

Make sure that you know when anything bad or mysterious happens, it was Markus!

Have fun and treat others with kindness.

Try not to tighten your sunhat too much or you will get a red mark on your forehead.

Stay away from the attacking bees and wasps!

Don’t question Mrs Pasco or Miss Prattley…you have been warned.

Stay away from trouble.

Don’t climb the skinny branches, your legs have been warned.

Stay away from bees!

Don’t backchat or you will get on the teacher’s bad side.

Beware of Mr English’s lawn mower!